There's a lot of people There's a lot of food There's a lot of money All being misused You feed the starving millions with donations of a quid (a pound sterling) You buy another telly, that's what the neighbours did You flick across the channels An catch the evening news All those starving children Are staring right at you You're no longer feeling guilty cos you've given to the cause And there's another royal baby to help you ignore Who's doing very well thank you And that's all from the news at ten We'll be back with the sordid facts Covered over with trivial crap To help you stop thinking To keep you relaxed Same time tomorrow night See you then See you then