Cisco Adler - Bender lyrics

[Verse 1] Jesus Christ, I'm here to die, bleed on the mic And crucify and come back to life Hallelujah, how you doin' Now that your girlfriend want to screw me? Ooo wee I've got the goods I roll with rich girls to score in the hoods The folklore truth ten inch vegetable The s** is incredible So who want a date with Andre? Pick you up late in my '88 Hyundai Tell your mom that her daughter's the bomb Bring her home tomorrow with tracks on her arms Sick f** in the ice cream truck Getting my dick stick licked by the little s*uts Sex offender Don't question my gender, I'm on a bender [Hook] I'm on a bender That's right, I'm on a bender I'm on a bender Don't ask me no questions, I won't remember I'm on a bender That's right, I'm on a bender I'm on a bender And I'll be gone 'till next November [Verse 2] Oh my God, time's is trif This ain't a hobby, it's a hard knock life I told my mom she'd see my name in lights The trial of the century starts tonight Newsflash the dude is trashy Too bad that I'm good at rappin' I would've made a great actor, or a p**n star I was born hard Dick charms from the guitar Andre living like a rockstar Blowing lines 'till I'm lock jaw South park, knocking out your grandma Sorry y'all but I'm sick ever since I discovered my dick I be roaming the strip Looking for a tender to take her on a bender [Hook] [Verse 3] Had a date with Satan Homie kept paging, I kept flaking Sold my soul for a hit of crack rock Dipped in liquid opiate Oh sh**, I'm lit Pa**ed out drunk woke up naked [Hook] x2