She gropes the midget's dick with her lobster claw The Devil disappeared into the monster's maw A damsel in distress bisected with a saw I only thought I was a seer, but now I've seen it all Now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind Twenty-three beers and a bottle of gin The bearded lady beckons to her billy goats You musn't be afeared because down here we float Jesus weeps a sea when The Devil gloats Ophelia will surface when at last she bloats Oh, now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind Twenty-three beers and a bottle of gin He flinched and flicked his wits into the ashtray heart The world war is over with before it starts The horses can't go forward if they're behind the cart The web the spider spins is a work of art Now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind Twenty-three beers and a bottle of gin Now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind Twenty-three beers and a bottle of gin Twenty-three beers and a bottle of gin