One, two, three We are the Hoochie Coochie Girls From all around the world Watch 'em as they dance across the floor And if you have the time And you could spare a dime These girls will keep you coming back for more Murder, murder, everyday I wanna murder somebody, right away The world is overcrowded, anyhow And just watch on as I go I wanna dance with you Now, feast your eyes on thighs Whoa, Ladies and Gentlemen Esteemed members of cultured society Circus Contraption is proud to present For your witnessed destination An exotic array of thrill seekers Performing a cunning array of stunts Our first little Lady is a k**er with style Who's left a trail of scorned suitors in her wake Taking from each and every one a hat as a souvenir The next, as American as apple pie And as sultry as a stiletto She hypnotizes hopeless humans Twirling hoops with hips and hands And now, if ever an angel descended from the heavens Our next performer is it She is a true a**a**in at the heart And finally a steamy argutive gypsy dancer On the state side broadway hooker That has tamed each one of Ali Baba and his forty thieves Ladies and Gentlemen this quadrennium of talented beauty Is known by none other name than the Hoochie Coochie Girls of Circus Contraption Give them a hand We got all the little girls Who giggle, giggle when you pinch 'em Spank your end they show you a lot of 'hind Witchy women doomed To put a spell on you Look 'em in the eyes and you lose your mind Look 'em in the eyes and you lose your mind Look 'em in the eyes and you lose your mind