I was so wasted I was so wasted I was wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout You know I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man I lived on the strand I was so wasted, I was wasted I was so f**ed up I was so screwed up I was so jacked up I couldn't get any higher than that I was so pilled up I was so nebbed out I was so jacked up I was out of my head I was so wasted I was so wasted