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Cinema**acre - Chapter 4: My Little Pony Games lyrics

Chapter 4: My Little Pony Games lyrics

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Cinema**acre - Chapter 4: My Little Pony Games lyrics

AVGN: So after that f**load of sh** we have like a lot more sh**ty games to go! Let's see what's next... [Dr. StrangeClaw and Foxy appear as StrangeClaw is singing his song] AVGN: Aw, hell no! Get the f** out of here! Foxy: Arr, we do not demand your pain but for you to occupy yourself with more sh**ty games, right boss? Dr. StrangeClaw: Exactly! Now our first game... My Little Pony for the PC AVGN: My Little Pony on the PC, ugh! [plays the game] Well, it's just your average "Pet Simulator" nothing mind-blowingly bad, just ehh. Foxy: Arr, what should we make him play next? Dr. StrangeClaw: How about My Little Pony: Crystal Princess The Runaway Rainbow , and My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party? [Foxy laughs] AVGN: Ugh, more games?!? Well, these are modern G3 My Little Pony games, so this is going to be ball-blasting bad I can tell. [he plays them both] And I'm right, they're the complete definition of sh**. It's pretty much Legend of Zelda but if it was sh**, instead of epic battles instead we get mundane mini-games. What a load! Dr. StrangeClaw: You're not done yet, nerd! AVGN: Yeah, what sh**ty game you want me to play now? Dr. StrangeClaw: How about My Little Pony on Mobile. AVGN: Oh my god... OH MY GOD!!! [starts vomiting] IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE "PAY TO FINISH" GAMES! IF YOU DID NOT PAY ANYTHING, YOU WOULD HAVE TO KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 14 fu*kING YEARS!!!! I SWEAR EVEN DESERT BUS IS NOT AS LONG!!! fu*k THIS GAME, fu*k IT TO HELL, fu*k IT, fu*k!!!! I'm done with My Little Pony games. Dr. StrangeClaw: Woop, woop, woop, you have one more... Defenders of Harmony. [AVGN looks in horror] AVGN: OKAY, THIS GAME HAS TO BE COMPLETE sh*t! [starts playing, The Nerd looks surprised] It's... a good My Little Pony game? I can't believe it! It's not a good My Little Pony game, it's a great My Little Pony game, the best one I've played! Foxy: Arr, what do we do now, boss? Dr. StrangeClaw: f** it, let's go, f**ing Fox! [StrangeClaw and Foxy leave, The Nerd stops celebrating] AVGN: Oh no, there's a lot more isn't there?