Cinema**acre - Chapter 2: Return of Lloyd Kaufman and Five Nights at Freddy's lyrics

AVGN: Oh sh**, what the f** is this sh**? Damn, hmmmm, let's see which game I review next and... (Cat sounds) Lloyd Kaufman: Who's back, motherf**ers! Which game I will sh** on next. AVGN; How about this scary as f** game... Lloyd: You mean Five Nights at Freddy's on the PC AVGN: More like Five Nights at f**face's! Let's f** n roll Lloyd: If this game make me to masturbating with Kim Kardashian! I will piss and sh** and say su*k My HAIRY DICK........ AVGN: Let's turn this f**er on and see if this game really scares the sh** out of us (The Nerd starts playing the game) So the game is like Night Trap on the Sega CD, except instead of catching and trapping criminals, you watch creepy animal robots, and guess what? Everything you do takes up your power, your health bar of the game, and if you run out of power Freddy gets you. So, in all I don't really... (Camera blacks out) What the... Did the game crash, what a sh**load of f**! Wait... Where did the f**ing bunny go? The damn bunny blacked out the camera and left the... (He checks Backstage as The Bunny is there staring at them with black eyes) Both: OH sh*t!!! Lloyd: This game is already getting scary! AVGN: No sh**, Sherlock! Peter Rottentail is staring at us with eyes like that! Lloyd: Let's see the Kitchen. AVGN: Great, the video's disabled, but I hear sounds... It sounds like Chef Ramsay having a sh** fit here! (Checks The Stage again) Wonderful, the damn duck is gone! Oh no, still f**in gone, f** you donkey c*nt sack of sh** look like frozen p**y, b**h. And you're turn to play this dick. Lloyd: Well, we're wasting too much power, we must put the computer down. (As he puts down the "computer" The Bunny attacks screams and attacks the two, They both scream) AVGN: How do you attack the son of a f**in hoe? Lloyd: f** this p**y, c'mon motherf**er, it's a war..... Ooh, I will kick your a**, ohh, f**, sh**, sh**, sh**, dumb sh**, a** b**h, f** all the pussay, s** my penis, ooh, a** kick, you're gay f*g bunny, no hoes f*g bunny, that's it, I will piss and sh** on the PC and..... (Piss and sh** coming down hard on PC) (Lloyd vomits) AVGN: Good one, I should try it right now in next one, f** you Fredp**yc*nt. Lloyd: s** my co*k, c*nt.