Cinco Paul - Musical Theatre Boys lyrics

[Verse 1: Girl 1 (Girl 2) ((Girl 1 & 2))] When I was a little girl I went to lots of shows (I thrilled when Fannie met Nicki Arnstein and Harold Hill sang) "Lida) ((Rose")) so I became a theatre geek (took singing and dancing lessons three times a week) ((and when I got cast in my first show my heart was all aglow)) [Pre Chorus: Girl 1 (Girl 2) (Girl 1 & 2)] But where was my Sky Masterson? (Where was my Lancelot?) ((Where the heck was my Emile Debeque? It seems like all I've got was musical theatre boys musical theatre boys musical theatre boys)) [Verse 2: Girl 1 (Girl 2) ((Girl 1 & 2))] Musical theatre boys Are mostly gay (They're not all gay) But they're pretty much gay And that's ok But I wanna boy ((Who will take my breath away)) [Verse 3: Girl 1] Someone like Captain von Trapp not someone better than me at both ballet and tap but I'm surrounded by musical theatre boys [Verse 4: Girl 1 (Girl 2) ((Girl 2 & 1))] (Musical theatre boys aren't into sports they'd rather cheer for Stephen Schwartz) It takes all sorts (But I wanna boy) ((Who won't steal my booty shorts)) [Verse 5: Girl 2] Someone like Jean Valjean not someone who wants to put my makeup on but I'm surrounded by musical theatre boys [Bridge: Girl 1 (Girl 2) ((Girl 1 & 2))] Why are they all shorter than me? (And more into Cole Porter than me?) ((Won't they ever learn that I'll never yearn for a boy who's ever sung even secretly to himself "Rose's Turn" "I Had a Dream" but-)) [Verse 7: ((Girl 1 & 2)) ((musical theatre boys are all I've got and that's just fine wait, no it's not on second thought I wanna boy who's profile picture isn't his headshot)) [Verse 8: ((Girl 1 & 2)) ((I guess when it comes down to it I don't wanna duet I just wanna do it! But not with a musical theatre boy)) [Coda: Girl 1 (Girl 2) ((Girl 1 & 2))] I'm surrounded by (confounded by) ((my loneliness is compounded by musical theatre boys))