Have I told you 'bout the case Of the man who had no face? (Sure I have) His wife suspected something That's why she brought me in We arranged to meet one night At a bar called Aphrodite's (On Second Street) When I looked into her eyes I quickly realised (Danger) The price was right, the deal was struck I don't think that she gave it a thought It was clear to see that the lady was love blind It was clear to see, it was clear that she was love blind Out into the foggy night Into the city's blurry light (I drove alone) I wondered then what kind of place Would make a man lose face I pieced together clue by clue Just what a faceless man would do (It wasn't hard) Who would he love, where would he go? Places faceless men would know (On Second Street) I was close, I was near But that woman just wouldn't hear It was clear to see that the lady was love blind It was clear to see, it was clear that she was love blind Love blind... Next morning came, as mornings do I had a shave that was close, too (A close shave) In the mirror, in my space There was a man without a face I rang my client and I banged on her door I told her it was me that we was lookin' for It was clear to see that the lady was love blind It was clear to see, it was clear that she was love blind