Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! - Milf lyrics

Anyway what they guess No matter how old you are I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far The best s** I ever had And now I feel I am super bad, but proud Let me tell you about the best housewife The best times of my life She is the mother I would like to have And I make her feel alive I used to be a nerd And now it is time for revenge I am looking for a girl But not around my age We met on the Internet On a website I can't forget I was the toy boy you would expect I don't regret Anyway what they guess No matter how old you are I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far Your husband is impotent So now your needs are my luck You are more than just a girlfriend You are the mother I would like to f** Baby would you be my teacher just for this summer, you will be my punisher You could be my mother, let's love each other, just for one hour Girls, like a fine wine, get better with age, and that is the reason why I feel proud cause I am yours but you'll never be mine You teach me s** tricks, you make it hard as a brick (you love my stick) I am the gladdest geek that have the luckiest dick (you are the best chick) I love your nipples, in spite of wrinkles Baby would you be my teacher just for this summer, you will be my punisher You could be my mother, let's love each other, just for one hour