Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of sh** Do something about it Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar Choke the double trouble big one to joker with the card Good call What's the crack what's the damage done today From the commons to the common a banana skin away Knock it back knock it out Chuck a nightmare dart Quiet Compere on the mic turns turning to the court Putting beef vol-au-vents across the Union Jack Bolinger and Bitter says the Colonies are back Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of sh** Do something about it You think you're god's gift You're a liar I wouldn't piss on you If you were on fire Up yer ronsom Take a tab With a flash of Zippo light Catch the hip parade pa**ing to the polaroids right Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand A rhyming manifesto and a bu*ty from his mam Local lad made bad with cowboy charm Claims he doesn't really mean every srew-'em-all barb Pa** the mic Karaoke with the yesteryear stars Time to weep into your beer til the fireworks start Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of sh** Do something about it You think you're god's gift You're a liar I wouldn't piss on you If you were on fire