Chumbawamba - I Did It For Alfie lyrics

Rejoice, just rejoice at that news This girl has got the midlife blues She lost her favourite marble again It rolled down the nearest drain A swing to the right and she's under attack Much-sought-after property, completely detached Plunging at the neck and daring at the back And everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Rejoice, just rejoice at that news This girl was split completely in two Trevor, knock me down with a feather In the United Kingdom of Whatever With a clean-cut center parting and a bloodrush to the head "You won't get any older, dear," is what the stylist said It's elegant bold and striking, she'll never need a hat And everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Everybody says she looks better like that Alfie, I did it for Alfie Alfie, I did it for Alfie Alfie, I did it for Alfie