ChuggaBoom - Fat Guy In a Little Coat lyrics

Heurghhha Im either drunk high or about to die Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life Im getting desperate, how did i end up in this mess Im always making bad decisions Yeah im like a carnivore Im eating all the herbivores What what Youre like a snail without its trail a party without a hat I dont like anything at all Except for cupcakes and coffee I feel like im getting s**ed into a black hole Whenever i talk to you What have you done to me? Why can't i feel anything? I know i s** but so do you i hope you die fairly soon Everything s**s, everything can get f**ed I hate the ground i hate the sky I hate the dirt inside my eye 'cause everything is super f**ing lame And everyone is always super f**ing gay Not that thats a problem im all for equality I even signed up to support that campaign heforshe We all get bullied left right and centre Because everyone s**s and i hate them Drunk high or about to die Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life Im getting desperate how did i end up in this mess Im always making bad decisions I dont like anything at all Except for cupcackes and coffee I feel like im getting s**ed into a black hole Whenever i talk to you What have you done to me? Why can't i feel anything? I know i s** but so do you i hope you die very soon Im either drunk high or about to die