ChuggaBoom - 14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me lyrics

Oh oh oh! Bleah bleah bleah! Taping back my eyes To stay awake To finish My course work It's not done yet! Oh how difficult is life Now that I can't just get my mum to do it for me! Because that's how I pa**ed secondary school I was never actually intelligent Thanks mother Life is so hard and I don't know how to write an essay It's easy they say but this word count It's telling me differently Each day goes and I'm closer To giving up I just wanna eat Chicken Bleah Sex is not a part of my daily routine Ever since I turned 18 I must be really ugly Surrounded by couples who ploughs every night I'm just a lonely emo f** whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand So not only Am I f**ing stupid I am also f**ing useless In bed God help me i need to get laid But only if they won't judge me I'll judge them instead! Shoving socks down my trousers To make my balls look Loads bigger It's not worked yet! Oh how difficult My love's now I I'm living back home with my parents Not able to look after myself Sex is not a part of my daily routine Ever since I turned 18 I must be really ugly Surrounded by couples who ploughs every night I'm just a lonely emo f** whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand OH sh*t! Bleah!