ChuggaBoom - Kowabunga, Dude! lyrics

So tasty I made some popcorn froms scratch And now it's time to sit down and watch some TV! Flip through the channels, find nothing Resort to find a new show on Netflix! The source of my life's inspiration Doctor Who and Sherlock and American Horror Story Even The Walking Dead I see those zombies when will they ever end? You'd think they'd have run out food by now Oh, No! the series has ended What the f** do I do with my life now The series was cancelled I just want 1 more episode I finally found my life's purpose So I load my shotgun co*k it back Chugga Chugga boom! Let's fix this sh** for real I won't take no for an answer Let's get our show back now! About how life isn't fair Why can't the world revolve around me? I can't take anymore Fulfil my selfish fantasies Or I'll shoot you in the face This is a crime of pa**ion My pa**ion for what was taken Just like firefly didn't have to die Even the movie left room for another series So I'm so angry! This was such a good series! One of the best shows on TV! How dare they take it away from me And so I load my shotgun co*k it back Chugga Chugga Boom! Let's fix this sh** for real I won't take no for an answer Let's get our show back now! About how life isn't fair Why can't the world revolve around me? I can't take anymore Fulfil my selfish fantasies Or I'll shoot you in the face Why, Firefly, why? Create a show this good just to k** it? It never has It's chance to shine And now hundereds will die Many shots to the face Obliterate, annihilate! Bring it back you motherf**ers Bring it back please and thank you Many shots to the face Obliterate, annihilate! Bring it back you motherf**ers Bring it back please and thank you Hello Mr. Police man No this is not a shotgun in my hand What you mean, arrested for murder Hello Mr. Police man No this is not a shotgun in my hand What you mean, arrested for murder