CHUD - Crack & Beans lyrics

[Verse 1: Fiendish Fry] Okay, ha ha Ha ha ha ha Chud, motherf**er f** with me We control sh** like puppetry You sleep on the beat like Whinnie Poo come out your mouth we winning Fiend team wet jeans Chud getting skrilla Spitting Slug Village Madlib J Dilla [?] icy vanilla Chud gross sh** man beans on liquor How you gon' f** with my boys? f**ed up f**in with my coins Worst guys Chancellor and Troy Man all she needed was my toy Fry deep fried and I'm kind stew Grime stick mind prick fine brew Fine b**h slime lick dime too Fight dicks fly sh** my lou Flow so gross make your crotch itch Cop your watch nine times rich Fry got balls you bocce, b**h Eatin' by your girl like Mob, Glitch Cause I'm the Fiendish genius Chud spit sh** feel squeamish Swedish greens hit Bean licked man, I'm finished Ah! Ooh ah, ah! Ahh! Ha ha ha ha [Hook: CHUD] All I need is crack and beans x8 [Verse 2: Bumbo] Just like my father! Nice to f**ing meet you Time to f**ing beat you You don't give a f** about anybody (Me too!) Don't give a f** about safety The gentlemen and ladies Who all drive Mercedes Will all watch their babies Grow up and f** up and burn and then die One vicious cycle will never subside Take a good look right in my eye (Then cum on my face) I will never tell a lie Cause I play god, am God Don't give a damn, odd How you think I won't do the things I do? Never underestimate me Or I'll make you masturbate me I'll k** you, then bring you back But I never have (f** that!) If I want you dead I want you dead That's all it is, that's all I said Don't ask me again if you want your head Just shut the f** up And give me some head You've made my list You're almost dead Better pay me back Better win me over Better let me bend you over f** permission take it quick Try and put up with the screams Think that ho had not been raped b**h f**in' please And I'm out, I hate all of you [Hook] [Verse 3: Mayonudz] Yo, wander through the forest It's Mayo on the track I'll eat some f**in porridge Then I'll tie you to the train tracks I'm such a vagrant villain Sacrifice I'll make a k**in' Grav-bong buckets splashin' spillin' Me and b**hes Jack and Jillin' Antifreeze gone cause I dumped it In the girl's stall Oedipal on these motherf**ers Stab them in the eyeballs Be disobedient 'til the civilized world falls I'll take the leader's head And I'll slam it through the drywall Seduce a b**h, I do the sh** Just to remove her spleen Then I sell it on the organ market Maybe make some green She's subdued and stitched I'm jerkin' it to pics of Charlie Sheen I'm really quite the average guy But promise I'm not mean The world we know now composed Of points one, two, and three One; pull the trigger shooting Any fam that's not my tree Two; These empty words distort False meaning, nothing's true And three; you best stay out this forest Mayo might just come for you [Hook] [Verse 4: Delivery Man] Ding dong! It's the Delivery Man And he's here to deliver And put pepperoni on your pizza If you think I can't get there In thirty minutes or less You're mistaken Because it only takes me five minutes To f** your b**h Mushrooms, anchovies b**h, I've got it all Now give me my tip And I'll go to the next call [Verse 5: Rat God] Rat God Cup of codeine Crack in my throat f** the police Send a picture of your tits To my iPhone No socks on Got my pistol out Bang bang f** school, Imma be Selling crack, b**h Ten rings on, gold round my neck Tub full of worms make these b**hes wet Get money Pour champagne on that p**y Eat it out Slurp slurp! f** church, f**ing b**hes 'Til my dick hurt Making money, carry that Glock in the mall f** chumps, get shot, b**h! Rat God [Hook] [Outro: Suicide] Ay, yo it's Suicide on the track! I'm gonna k** myself