Christopher The Conquered - Insane Idiots lyrics

So this is what 50,000 dollars looks like 10 o'clock sharp in the morning, whenever you'd like in the evening So you can take it or you can pa** it up! But if you walk away with my money, you must uphold your promise To never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever kidnap me from the war zone again! 24 months in this desert ain't all that bad Least not if you are a camel who stores ammo in place of water So instead of showing off my bling, my ride, my pad I'd like you to take a gander at my weapons cache Shiny, beautiful, and black, thank god for the poppy seeds Creators of national pastimes and holidays Today we stand and proudly celebrate our independence Yes we are a hardy people, we can provide for ourselves We are independent of a knocked out pipeline We are independent of profiteering We are independent of leaders with divine missions We are independent of self-destruction Yellow means proceed with caution Orange means lock yourself in the basement Red means k** your family before the haters get to them