I just wanna get cool Let's go swimming in a swimming pool Show you how to hop the fence and Meet you there in a few minutes But first [Chorus] Blow your nose Take a sh** Just make sure the door's open I am sweating And I am betting you are too Take a dive off the diving board Had no idea the cops would cancel your tour Pay your bill in merchandise sales Let's have a slumber party tonight in jail I'm sorry my town s**s But we all know life's rough [Chorus] (x2)