Christopher Daly - Dinner Date lyrics

[Verse 1] I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance Maybe that's why I don't like To f**ing slow dance And my mom said don't buy vegetables They won't last Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past [Chorus] And I'm going through these phases Of people and places And the turkey is tasty Just like the sh** that you're talking [Verse 2] So you know I had to shoot that dog Because everyone's family When you're in a hospital And you know I'm scared Like a third grader on a triple dog dare [Chrous] And I'm going through these phases Of people and places (Of people!) And the turkey is tasty Just like the sh** that you're talking (And I'm going through these phases) And maybe if you took me out to dinner (Of people and places) I would like anything (And the turkey is tasty) For another year (Just like the sh** that you're talking)