Christopher D. Graham - Batman lyrics

[Intro in a Batman like voice] (Hey, you do your crime but by the time I'll be beating you, you better watch out.) [Verse 1] Saving the city Kicking criminals People standing at the terminals Defeating the arseholes Snapping their necks Kicking em on the f**in' decks Your looking so fine Here, a gla** of wine Can I have an ID Your looking for a toilet to do a pee It's 5miles down the road Don't forget to solve the code If you don't you can't get in Quicker to piss your pants Take a trip on the rathers route I'm waiting for you You don't know what to do Wear a green and yellow suit You'll look cute I'm not kidding I'll attend your wedding May the groom and bride kiss I have lots of raps with a diss It's a matter of fact Come on, it's an tact Your walking in black You think your Batman Your that stupid You will not even get one fan Ha, I'll laugh Your f**ing dirty, go get a bath When you got bullied did they go Nanananana Fatman Yeah, your more Fatman than Batman Your no Batman, your sh**e, you can't fight Come on, give me a sample Bring one hit to my face Come on, afterwards, we'll do a race I'll win though, your not fit Just give me a hit Knock me out now, take it Put me in a coma now I'm not telling you how You'll need to find how Oh my god, your choking I just thought you were joking A bullet going past fast It goes straight to you Your Batman suit makes it punch off you It hits back to the gunman He dies and his partner in crime cries In this world, we live apon lies There's nothing to do about it It's just life and hitman k**ed with a knife It's life and we have to live it We need someone to save us though Who could it be, a man It could be Batman [Chorus] Nananananaaa It's Batman Man in black and bat shape on his suit He saves the nation Better tune into the Gotham radio station Guess who it is, a man, no it's Batman [Verse 2] Don't fear, just drink your beer Get pissed and with me get dissed Ready to get the belt The pain you felt I am glad, I didn't get it I was born before the belt days The belt you get now is pant belts Take time to hear my words Like Superman, fly among with the birds I hate how life is going about We all need a Superman Nobody can fly, nobody can It's impossible It's attemptable Get it with the kicks The beats and fighting in the streets People singing to Pop People smoking Weed to Hip-Hop Music is the life and it may get you a wife She might like your taste You need to buy new toothpaste Talk no sh**, take a hit p**y Get in the bush, he Can you draw like Walt Disney Can you fight like Rocky Boxing to your brain Yeah, you'll need to take the pain Don't scream and shout I'll put you out f** with me is a bad idea What is this I hear A shouting dickhead Your'll be dead on your bed I'm no joking You'll be choking It's a fact really because your nothing You'll be lying in a coffin Kiss the world goodbye Left you to die Batman is going to save you Yeah, he is going to [Chorus] Nananananaaa It's Batman Man in black and bat shape on his suit He saves the nation Better tune into the Gotham radio station Guess who it is, a man, no it's Batman Verse 3] Batman into gay s** Oh my god That is going too far I'll be driving in a f**ing Batman car The Batmobile He phoned on your cell phone I am speaking American I am from Scotland though Glasgow Glasgow is my home city We call pants throusers We call underwear pants It's confusing I've seen this guy abusing No action was taken The store staff was sleeping The lights are not wired I bet you a pound or a doller he'll get fired Because he is so tired He should've slept early before work He can't talk He can't even walk, he's that sleepy He is very creepy, that is what I got told The t-shirt has been sold Sold to Batman He does not need it Well, he brought it It might fit He might like it Yeah, he might It might be too tight He likes it tight anyway Batman to the rescue Nananananaaa It's Batman Man in black and bat shape on his suit He saves the nation Better tune into the Gotham radio station Guess who it is, a man, no it's Batman It's Batman, It's Batman No fear, Batman is here