Christopher Bowes - Apocalypse 1992 lyrics

[Spoken: Narrator] And lo, led by the valiant hero Angus McFife XIII The forces of justice a**embled their armies in the skies above Mars In preparation for the epic battle against the demon horde But on planet Earth, a far more sinister machination was afoot In the dwarven caverns beneath the mighty citadel of Dundee The evil wizard Zargothrax began to recite the dread incantation Which would unlock the Chaos Portal to the galactic nexus As foretold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther countless centuries ago As he placed the goblin king's crystal key into the altar before him Ancient runes began to glow on the surface of the portal Soon the gateway would open and the elder god Korviliath Of the eighteenth hell dimension would be unleashed onto the galaxy The countdown to universal annihilation had begun [Voice-Modulated Star Nucleus] Warriors of planet Earth, hear my raging cry For mighty Dundee, the demons will die [Spoken] Yes, battle cruisers To space we'll go Discover new worlds And conquer galaxies [Voice-Modulated Star Nucleus] Across the skies of Mars, the demon wars begin Trust in your sword, this battle we'll win The space knights of Crail are first to the fight Clashing with lasers and power of might Fly high through apocalypse skies Fight for the world we must save Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain Chaos will triumph this day Apocalypse 1992 At the speed of light the dwarven king arrives With crystal laser battleaxe into the fight he rides [Spoken: Korviliath] Pathetic dwarves You are no match for my demon hordes Let battle commence [Voice-Modulated Star Nucleus] It's the rage, the cosmic rage The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen From their mines they will arise and fight The rage of the dwarves is tonight It's the rage, the cosmic rage The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen From their mines they will arise and fight The rage of the dwarves is tonight [?] My ancestral demon army Will ride a cosmic sphere And liberate the multiverse From slavery and fear With the power of the crystal From an ancient galaxy The force of evil will prevail It is my destiny Fly high through apocalypse skies Fight for the world we must save Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain Chaos will triumph this day Fly high through apocalypse skies Fight for the world we must save Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain Chaos will triumph this day Apocalypse 1992 From the caves beneath Dundee Ancient hermit arrives A messenger to the war in the stars Korviliath is nigh Deep inside the Hootsman there lies a secret heart Barbarian is a cyborg powered by a neutron star For centuries immortal he will quest in time and space But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race The only way to save the galaxy Is to destroy planet Earth and Aberdeen Faster than a laser bullet Hootsman flies to Fife He detonates his neutron Destroys all human life Fly high through apocalypse skies Fight for the world we must save Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain Chaos will triumph this day Fly high through apocalypse skies Fight for the world we must save Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain Chaos will triumph this day Apocalypse [Spoken: Narrator] With a thunderous implosion the Earth was vaporised Tearing a dimensional rift in the heavens Using his last shards of power Zargothrax plunged through the space portal Vanishing into another reality And so Angus McFife XIII followed him into the wormhole For the eternal glory of Dundee [Sung] Sanctus! Dominus!