Christine Lavin - Don't Ever Call Your Sweetheart By His Name lyrics

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Christine Lavin - Don't Ever Call Your Sweetheart By His Name lyrics

To look at me, you may not think that I'm a Femme fatale, But I've got more boyfriends than I can count, you know I don't mean pals Well, there's Andrew, Barney, Charlie, Dan, and Ed - to note a few. I used to get their names mixed up, but now here's what I do I call them Sweetheart, Babylove, Angle face, Turtledove, Honey pie, Sugar lamb, Huggy bear, Lover man To avoid any possible embarra**ment or blame, I never call my sweetheart by his name. My girlfriend, Marcia's quite a dish She meets boys by the dozens, She knows all the New York Jets, Their brothers and their cousins And each one thinks he is the one that she is crazy 'bout, 'Cause at the crucial moment she's been know to holler out Ooooh Sweetheart, Babylove, Angle face, Turtledove, Honey pie, Sugar lips, Macho man, Motor hips To avoid any possible embarra**ment or blame, She never calls her sweetheart by his name. Some people think this is dishonest (no, no, no, no, no) Some people think this isn't right But have you ever said "I love you, Thomas" When Thomas was the boy you were in love with last night. (uh-oh) Next time your sweetie calls you "Dear" Maybe you should wonder, Are they just trying to avoid a social blunder. I'm not trying to make trouble, monogamy is grand, But if it's not your style better follow my plan And call him Sweeheart, Babylove Angle face, Turtledove, Honey pie, Sugar lamb, Lover boy, Superman Avoid any possible embarra**ment or blame Don't ever call your sweetheart by his name. Don't ever call your sweetheart (No never call you sweetheart) Don't ever call your sweetheart by his name.