Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast Some people eat oatmeal There are those Who are sure Granola is a very good deal But not me I don't go for that stuff When it comes to nourishment I get more than enough Nothing satisfies my taste Then sittin' down to a great big plate of Cold pizza for breakfast Warm Coke to wash it down Maybe a couple of anchovies Make this meal well rounded I want cold pizza for breakfast And a pinch 'o cold spaghetti will do But there's nothin' in the world that I like better than Eatin' cold pizza with you My man takes me out for the evening He treats me so nice We go to the movies We go dancing We go for more than a slice Yes we order a pie We eat what we can We take the rest home That's part of the plan And in the morning when sun rise He sees that crazy look in my eyes I want cold pizza for breakfast Warm Coke to wash it down Maybe a couple of onion rings Make this world go round I want cold pizza for breakfast And a pinch 'o cold spaghetti will do But there's nothin' in the world that I like better than Eatin' cold pizza with you Herman Tarnower would never approve I can hear him (I can hear him - I can hear him) Spinning in his grave He could be alive eating pizza right now Except for when it came to dating women The good doctor did not know how to behave Herman was healthy But Herman is dead (Pizza surely didn't do him in) A Pizza surely didn't do him in (Pizza surely didn't do him in) Jean Harris is behind bars Lookin' quite sad And think, do you see what I'm gettin' at You tend to k** when you're skinny But not when you're fat So gimmie pizza for breakfast Warm Coke to wash it down Maybe a couple of pepperoni Make this girl well round, ah Give me cold pizza for breakfast And a pinch 'o cold spaghetti will do But there's nothin' in the world that I like better than Eatin' cold pizza with you Nothin' in the world that I like better than Eatin' cold pizza, oh oh oh Nothin' in the world that I like better than Eatin' Cold pizza With you