Christina Aguilera - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up lyrics

may i have your attention please. may i have your attention please. will the Real slim shady please shut up? i repeat. will the real slim shady please shut Up? We're going to have a problem here You all act like you've never heard a white person before His rhymes even worse then before Punk kid trying to be hard core Marshall mathers is back and worse then before Making us snore, whining into the microphone (baby crying) He's the return of... oh wait. no wait You fool. You didn't pay money for this cd, did you? And dr. dre did (dre laughs). Everything you idiot, without dre bringing you You're as good as dead The world has had enough of eminem. Jiggy jiggy Even his girlfriends cheating on him Look at him. walking around, living off dre Acting cool, but he's kinda weak though The little twerp blasted me on his last cd. why? Cause i turned him down for a date. heehee As for the question about who came first. Was it carson daly or was it fred durst? I'm sorry slim but this is going to hurt They both came closer then you ever will jerk Your song is on my nerves. your song is on my nerves Your lucky because you got more fame then you deserve That is the message i deliver to little kids You can become famous and never know what talent is Of course they love you. of course they do You are like a cartoon version of rickish roader on silver spoon You ain't nothing but a produst. a package to be bought up You know, a year from now, you won't even be thought of So you write about dead animals and cannibals Someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. Man there are a million women just like me, That think like me That all can see That slim shady is just a boy going through puberty. So if you agree, Scream loudly with me.... Your slim shady Yes your the real shady. You sound like peter brady You get quite irritating. Will the real slim shady please shut up Please shut up Your slim shady Yes your the real shady. You sound like peter brady You get quite irritating. Will the real slim shady please shut up Please shut up