Christi Esterle - Send In The Crap lyrics

Aren'they odd? Aren't they swell? Musicals that wind up here Burning in hell Send in the crap Songs that don't work Sequels that rot Characters you dearly wished Were stabbed or shot All of it is crap Who makes this crap? Miscast pop stars Tired old clichés Cartoons that terrify you in uncountable ways Pierce Brosnan piercing your ears With his harsh drunken drone They're all right here They must atone I'll judge their sings Punish them in short It's not much But it's my job So upend the court And send in the crap The musical crap It's already here Maybe I'm odd Maybe I'm snide But if you are watching, thank you for joining the ride And sharing this crap There will be more crap Just wait til next year