Well I was sitting in my sleigh one day in December Thinking to myself man, I should have been a singer There's got to be more then playing Santa at the mall And all these crying kids were driving me up the wall Well, the day was almost done but there was still a long line And my legs were getting sore from two or three at a time When you stepped up and my heart took a blow And my mind started thanking ho, ho, ho Sit on my knee Tell me you want me for Christmas Snuggle up and whisper in my ear Baby, I'm one gift I know I can deliver...