February swings my timeline From worry to despair there's a lifetime of friendships to repair between America and everybody else 'Cause Froggy thinks the courtship was going pretty well Says "Buddy, if you say it easy, you can go to hell" With your movies and your marches Your speeches and your stupid songs And your girly falsetto Girly falsetto falling from the highest heights And the ribbons running through your vibey vintage mics I try to look away from my timeline But I see it everywhere it's another diatribe In 140 characters to stare at wondering when he's gonna crack 'Cause Froggy thinks his whistle is the Liberty Bell Says "Buddy, if you say it easy, you can go to hell" With your viva la resistance your facts, and your stupid songs And your girly falsetto Girly falsetto falling from the highest heights And the ribbons running through your vibey vintage mics 'cause everything is going great, you should be super psyched Don't tell it like it is Don't tell it like it was Just tell it like I want it to be Don't tell it like it is Don't tell it like it was I try to brighten up my timeline With Roger's 18th slam I'm so enamored of him God above can't hit his ground strokes with that kind of grace Shut up and sing in falsetto Sing in falsetto falling from the highest heights Like the ribbons running through your vibey vintage mics 'Cause everything is going great you should be super psyched Put the false in falsetto Let your voice go gentle into this good night The further up it goes the faster it can fall in line You entertainers need to keep the entertainment light Don't tell it like it is Entertainers better keep the entertainment light Don't tell it like it was Entertainers better keep the entertainment light Just tell it like I want it to be Don't tell it like it is Entertainers better keep the entertainment light Don't tell it like it was Entertainers better keep the entertainment light Just tell it like I want it to be" I put the false in falsetto Let my voice go gentle into this goodnight