Chris Rock - Monica Interview lyrics

* All snippets of Monica's +responses+ are Lil' Kim record samples [Chris Rock] Thanks for the interview Monica Now Monica, everyone seems to think they know ALL there is to know About Monica Lewinsky -- but Monica, could you tell us one thing That people would be surprised to know about you? "I used to be scared of the dick; now I throw lips to the sh** Handle it, like a real b**h.." [Chris Rock] Very interesting! Now Monica, there seems to be a lot of demands On your time. Could you tell us what a quiet evening with Monica Lewinsky would be like? "Got buffoons eatin my p**y while I watch cartoons.." [Chris Rock] Hmm, sounds like fun! Now Monica, who were your role models? "Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich b**hes.." [Chris Rock] Now in the transcript, you refer to the President as bu*thead Did the President have any nicknames for you? "Poon-poon nanny-nanny, punanni danni.." [Chris Rock] Ahh, cute! Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone s** What was the one thing that you would say to the President That would make him acheive orgasm? "Before you nut, I'mma dribble down your bu*tcheek Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little.." [Chris Rock] Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job What's the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan? "It's on n***a what? p**y greased up Stack the G's up, keeps the knees up.." [Chris Rock] So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too? "I made my intro, gettin f**ed in the Pinto.." [Chris Rock] Monica you appear to be having s** with everybody How do the interns treat you? "They be s**in blackberry mola**es out my a**es.." [Chris Rock] Now now that we're on it, how come you never had s** with Al Gore? "I got no patience for little dick tastin.." [Chris Rock] What about Ken Starr? "He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty.." [Chris Rock] Now Monica, do you have any regrets about your relationship With the President? "Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy The motherf**er never ate my p**y.." [Chris Rock] Hey, here's the President right now, Bill Clinton! Now Mr. President, before we go Is there anything you'd like to say to Monica Lewinsky? * Eazy-E sample * "b**h shut the f** up! Get the f** out of here!"