Chris Moyles - Pissed (With Pie) lyrics

I wanna be drunk when I wake up I wanna be drunk by 7 o clock I wanna be smashed before the world wakes Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes No coffee cause i would not be drunk at all I wanna be drunk by this morning Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring Schoefield windshield im not very sober I think ill struggle to get through this song Cause i need some booze every once in a while Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle All drama through lie detection, mum F#cked a member of One Direction Pa** the lager lets stop the thinking and Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie (This is just the start of- Pissed (With Pie)