Chris Farley - Tommy Boy - I k**ed My Sale! lyrics

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I s** as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guy's office, and let's say he's even remotely interested in buyin' something. Well, then I get all excited. I'm like JoJo, the Indian circus boy, with a pretty new pet. (He picked up a dinner roll) The pet is my possible sale. Oh my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I ma**age it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet. (He playfully poked the roll) You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go... (He tore the dinner roll in two) Uuuuuuh! I k**ed it! I k**ed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?