Chris Connor - Be A Clown lyrics

Act the fool, play the calf, and you'll always have the last laugh Wear the cap and the bells and you'll rate all the great swells If you become a doctor, folks'll face you with dread If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when you're dead You get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown Be a clown, be a clown, all the world loves a clown Be a crazy buffoon and the 'demoiselles 'll all swoon Dress in huge baggy pants and you'll ride the road to romance A butcher or a baker, ladies never embrace A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace They'll come to call if you can fall on your face Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown Be a clown, be a clown, all the world loves a clown Be the poor silly a** and you'll always travel first cla** Give 'em quips, give 'em fun and they'll pay to say you're A-one If you become a farmer, you've the weather to buck If become a gambler you'll be struck with your luck But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown