{Verse 1} Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor You would laugh to beat the band Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor That romance is simply grand {Verse 2} Since you took it right on the chin You have lost that bright toothpaste grin My mental state is all a-jumble I sit around and sadly mumble {Verse 3} Fools rush in, and here I am Very glad to be unhappy I can't win, but here I am More than glad to be unhappy {Verse 4} Unrequited love's a bore And I've got it pretty bad But for someone you adore It's a pleasure to be sad {Verse 5} Like a straying baby lamb With no mammy and no pappy I'm so unhappy And oh, so glad