{Verse 1} It's bargain day Wanna buy a heart It's bargain day Mine is torn apart I'll sell it cheap Or maybe I can trade it in For a happier model {Verse 2} It's bargain day Here's a pair of arms It's bargain day Gone are all their charms They need somebody bad To put themselves around Tell me where can they be found {Verse 3} And here we have a pair of eyes A little dry of tears A little bleak And here we have a pair of lips You will have to bend your ear Their words are weak {Verse 4} It's bargain day You can name your price On bargain day Think about it twice For you might take these items Torn with pain and strife And maybe someday You'll bring them back to life {Outro} It's bargain day It's bargain day Bargain day