You probably can't stand your gla**es But you probably need them to read You probably waste all your down time And you probably don't get much sleep You probably don't like the movies But you probably go anyway You probably fight with your mother a lot When you feel like there's nothing to say You probably don't care for punk rock But you probably love "Crooked Rain." And you probably don't talk to strangers like me But you wish we'd talk to you just the same So I should probably say something to you But I'd probably ruin it then It's best for us both if I keep my mouth shut And just stay on my side of the train