Chris Athens - The Ass lyrics

[Hook] The a**, the a**, the a**, the a** [Verse 1: Pharoahe Monch] f** it, I shagged her without the usages of Viagra Had her coming like Niagara Falls when I bagged her On the cellular, my genitalia pitched the pelvis Uh-huh, when her hips gyrate like Elvis She tried to scurry hurry to finish very alone Tell my doggs what's necessary 'bout how I bury the bone She said, "When you ready to blast, don't ask, say when" Had her screaming like lighting a nuke when I was halfway in In the past I used to send 'em back, give 'em the minimum Now I leave 'em with venom on their chin when I'm bending 'em Y'all know the name, get it engraved, s** slave Stadium style, from the back, a** doing the wave (Hey!) Yelling to me is a felony Hell'll be froze over when I celebrate celibacy, case closed My dick rules everything around me, D.R.E.A.M Get the a** without spending the cash, now look at 'em Standing tall with the veins all in it Nuts ripped up with the brain all in it My man Mike to see more dick than Dastardly and Van Dyke together Help me make it through the pain, struggle and the bad weather Yo, be on your way on your lesbian quest I'm chilling at the rest with Five Fingers of d**h And a whole lot of cash Especially if y'all sisters ain't up in the [Hook] The a**, the a**, the a**, the a** (Ladies) The dick, the dick, the dick, the dick [Verse 2: Apani B Fly] Vaginas diamond studded, you know you love it Rub dick the right way, don't be coming quick like express trains Make your Jones crazy Swallow bones but no babies, to stick this, gotta lick this Tonight's entree is cherries Bombay and Thai-Thai's flavored café latte Broke-a** bumbaclaat, let's rock, can't play with mines Need nine inches dangling, pinching my spine Hanging ten with the best of wenches that never flinches Bench your game, poor form won't score Gotta hit the backboard, like it raw backdoor Want to pause hardcore p**n style, baby Who do it better? Say my name backwards and spell each letter Be having grams of spasm, leaving on a stretcher And gets you wetter and incredible, suction Punk-a** you're whack pumping, ready to rupture Busting wildly like NYPD So typically we wasn't ready for the fantasy freak Don't sleep, privately I peep with devices Energizers keep me vibrating in a crisis Representing my b**hes, throwing cli*orises Like ventriloquist-es limp penises, don't kiss these p**y lips-es Please, you play clay with top grade sh** I seen bigger dicks in pre-K (Nah!) [Hook] The dick, the dick, the dick, the dick (n***as) The a**, the a**, the a**, the a**