Chords - Get Off Mi Couch lyrics

I pa**ed the point of no return about ann hour ago / high as a kite tryin' to fight the party's out of control / In the back turnin' up the volume knob as high as it goes / in a place where beer is cheap and the speakers are about to explode / don't ask me how I got here / don't ask me how I'm gettin' home / all I know is I'm f**ed up and I wanna be left alone / but earlier in the evening I was singin' a different tune / listenin' to Mystikal twistin' a spliff or two, now / my house is the hot spot that's the word on the streets / and I got the bourbon in reach let's start disturbin' the peace / let's start murderin' beats let's bring the world to her knees / and for gods sake call up some ladies while I'm burnin' this weed / Chorus: HAHAHAHA HA the party's just getting started / me and my squad are already f**ed up and retarded / HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body's full of hormones / and I smell like eau-de-cologne / Now, me and my squad took a little ride in the car / straight to the club stormed the joint and headed right for the bar / inside, duckin' and weavin' tryin' to hide from the guard / f** I ain't leavin' the place unless ther's a cipher involved / so my man rushed to the bathroom and made it back in five minutes flat / tapped my shoulder and displayed a spliff the size of a bat / it's dark enough let's spark it up we don't have to go out / we could sit back in the couch just chill and pa** it around / and while we're sittin' there like connoisseurs reclined in the sofa / I saw two P.Y.T's starin' just tryin' to get closer / I gave the lady a hit 'cause that's how a gentleman act / then I got my hennessy back there goes the memory lapse / Chorus: HAHAHAHA HA the party's just getting started / me and my squad are already f**ed up and retarded / HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body's full of hormones / and I smell like eau-de-cologne / Now it's 2:30 in the mornin' and we're dancin' on the tables / askin' all the ladies "wanna hit the afterparty later?" / if so, meet me outside the door in forty minutes / 'cause Chords and women go together like abuse and foster children / we gotta round up a cab or two 'cause the center is just down the avenue / I got a room over there and the room's got a bed now dosen't that sound like a plan to you / apparently my approach wasn't smooth enough / she asked me who the f** I was and said her man would chew me up / next thing I know I'm in some house and alone / some place where the beer is free and the speakers are about to explode / don't ask me how I got here don't ask me how I'm gettin' home / all I know is I'm f**ed up and I wanna be left alone / Chorus: HAHAHAHA HA the party just died out / can't get a busride now / and I'm caught on some guys couch / HAHAHAHA HA got stains on my baggy jeans / blew a months salary but at least I got my nickle bag-o-weed