Chops - Chinese School lyrics

Never seen Charlie Chan Never forget Vincent Chin I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge on you Let the lesson begin Now, I'ma teach this a**ignment in slang Brother, change the whole world to see sh** Like The Eye by the Pang brothers Asian American who ain't afraid to say Comparing me to David Carradine Will get you set ablaze with kerosene I don't call television racist But I do watch The Simpsons and SpongeBob just to see some yellow faces I take the yellow haters down like elevators Left hand on your girl, right foot on the accelerator You ain't laughing at that I'm that new type of Asian I'll let you do the math on that one I'ma teach you who's me cause I'm the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf The Donnie N. of rhyming, and the Jackie Chan of rapping, man Orient Express coming through! Forget what you think you know I'll teach your ashes a lesson Listen and learn and don't ask me no questions Wake up, kids, and keep your eyes in my direction Welcome to my Chinese school Cla** is in session