Chopper One - A Punk Named Josh lyrics

When I was young there was a kid named Josh He was a real punk rocker He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket And he looked just like Mad Max We tried to be cool but it really didn't work By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers Then one day he just disappeared Finally we could just relax He was a punk named Josh And he really was an a**hole And we had lots of fun But it really was a ha**le He was a punk named Josh And he got bad grades And he had lots of pimples But he always got laid When Josh came back From his punk rock adventures Doing d** and running from the law He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol And a pretty girl named Roxanne His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab That's where punk kids go And he ran away again And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW! He was a punk named Josh And he really was an a**hole And we had lots of fun But it really was a ha**le He was a punk named Josh And he got bad grades And he had lots of pimples But he always got laid He was a punk named Josh He was a punk named Josh He was tough in the mosh He was a punk named josh He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce He was a punk named Josh And he really was an a**hole And we had lots of fun But it really was a ha**le He was a punk named Josh And he got bad grades And he had lots of pimples But he always got laid He was a punk named Josh And he wore ripped jeans But his dad didn't like it You know his dad was kinda mean He was a punk named Josh And he really didn't care When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude" And he had funny hair He was a punk named Josh