!!! (Chk Chk Chk) - Must Be the Moon lyrics

One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four She had eyes that I couldn't ignore Chatted her up out on the dance floor She was out of cigarettes so I walked her to the store Skirt pulled up, pushed up against the wall But she pauses just the take a call Joanne says "girl, what the f** are you doing? All these boys are gonna be your ruin" Now I can't help but overhear As I'm kissing from her neck to her ear Well, if any of them meant it I'd mean it back It never meant anything but a case of the clap Girl please let me call you back Why? 'Cause it's all beginning to sound like a rap Sometimes it's just one of those nights Ain't you never had it happen to you? Then you go home too soon, go home too soon You could blame it on the music But it wouldn't be right 'Cause I've gotten lucky to some pretty bad tunes Must be the moon Must be the moon Kissing in the cab on the way back 'cross the bridge She said "love is love but a f** is what it is" "And what's that?" She must have read my mind 'Cause she looked into my eyes and she said "a good time" She kissed me on the stairs and she kissed me on the porch She kissed me as I fumbled with the key in the front door One time, two times, three times, four But really, who was keeping score? We did it on the bed and we did it on the floor But I was surprised when I got the cold shoulder (The next morning) She said "you just got me hot, I finished off while you were snoring"