Since you got a dog No one wants to hang around you Don't blame yourself It's not you It's your dog I know you think we hate the girl that you're dating It's not true She's a saint If she can tolerate you and your dog Since you got a dog No one ever sees you around We secretly hope you'll send it to the pound Don't take it wrong Because it's not you that we're hating Because we think you're okay But we've got lots to say about your dog When we plan to hang out You don't need an excuse We want you to know that we really miss you You figure it out You know where we'll be Just don't bring your dog Since you got a dog You've changed and it makes people sad We know it looks bad Because we're flaming your dog Now you say you can't see us at night Because you can't leave it alone I hope you like staying home with your dog We've got lots to say about your dog We can't tolerate you and your dog