It's good Isn't it grand? Isn't it great? Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun? Isn't it? Nowadays There's men Everywhere jazz, everywhere booze Everywhere life, everywhere joy Everywhere, nowadays You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around with Ike And that's good Isn't it grand? Isn't it great? Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun? Ladies and gentlemen, the Vickers theater Chicago's finest finest home of family entertainment Is proud to announce a first The first time, anywhere there has been an act of this nature Not only one little lady but two! You've read about them in the papers And now here they are a double header! Chicago's own k**er, drillers those two scintillating sinners Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around with Ike And that's good Isn't it grand? Isn't it great? Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun? Isn't it? But nothing stays in fifty years or so It's gonna change, you know But oh, it's heaven Nowadays