Chita Rivera - Cla** lyrics

VELMA Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a**? Whatever happened to cla**? MATRON Cla** Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming?" Now, every son of a b**h is a snake in the gra** Whatever happened to cla**? VELMA AND MATRON Cla**! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now There's only pigs and who*es And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pa** Nobody's got no cla**! VELMA Whatever happened to old values? MATRON And fine morals? VELMA And good breeding? MATRON Now, no one even says "oops" when they're Pa**ing their gas Whatevcer happened to cla**? VELMA Cla** VELMA AND MATRON Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce MATRON And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa** VELMA And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa** VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no cla**! VELMA All you read about today is rape and theft MATRON Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no cla**! MATRON Every guy is a snut VELMA Every girl is a twat MATRON Holy sh** VELMA Holy sh** MATRON What a shame VELMA What a shame VELMA AND MATRON What became of cla**?