Chip Tha Ripper - Catch Tha Beat lyrics

Uh chip the... ripper You hear the crickets n the beat Rockwoller crazy Ok good evenin everyone and welcome to the track That u prolly downloaded from your pc or your mac Yes I'm the main topic n the barbershop chat Now you can call me chip or you can call me crack I'm n n the comfy condo with every one of your ladies Now say hi gurls... shh ok how bout some silence Let's see if I can focus while these gurlies tickle my privates YES Baby I'm the ripper Baby I'm a winner Thick gurls are freaks but she say shes a beginner I put you on a diet if you tryna get thinner Babies for breakfast babies for dinner I grip the damn grain til my hand get splinters I control the ball before the snap jus like the centers But this ain't football cause if it waz then ya b**h would be the wide reciever Crawlin on the rug and I would be the quaterback telling her to go long and She will catch the touchdown pa** above her thong Sumthing must be wrong wat is going on Everybodies t-shirts is still to damn long And that waz cool a couple years ago but now it's different I don't pay for the jeans I jus pay true religion And ofcourse the man on my shirts riding a horse And I wear so much DC they should indorse Live life denim I live life in'em Wear so much live mechanics people asked did I invent'em People tend to forget where I'm from here and there Cause I'm on Sax Fifth Avenue more than I'm on the clair And if you owe me a dolla you on d**h row Dat .45 hurt the swellen like strept throat f** a lady get the money sip the liquor Cause b**hes ain't sh** mother nature waz a stripper Now watch me catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Now watch me catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Now watch me catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Now watch me catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha Catch the beat haha