Chino Xl - Chianardo Di Caprio lyrics

(Different Girls talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello... =I love you... you know I love you, right? You know I love you... (Chino snorting) (Chorus) It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's just the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's just that thug in me Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's just the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) That pretty thug in me Welcome to my lifestyle (What what? Chionardo Dicaprio) (Verse 1) The hopeless, Spanish romantic like Zorro Never soft though, the hard core Don Juan Demarco I find y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her eagerness And be f**ing her ridiculous, astounded by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigger bigamist Intelligent as master of kama sutra cunnilingus I leave your thug boyfriend stunned When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose from These cheap n***as where y'all find them? (I don't know) They like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained about your man so I robbed him Confused b**hes crying like "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis Only s**ual with women who can s** the comas out of novels f** them 'till their knees wobble My house like a brothel Welcome to the night of the apostle of the lady gospel (Chorus w/ slight variations) (Verse 2) If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of secrets I run scuba teams to the bottom discover j**els and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose Her moans are my symphonies I can play the perfect notes Before being famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's what the game is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier that they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I a**ume every woman's in love with me 'till they tell me different Since preschool ladies thinking that Chi's cool I f**ed the teacher, it's tragic: a nun The school it was catholic Keeping these women spending money on me Sticking Indian chicks for their dowries Thinking they fine If they married the ghetto Banderas gentlemen call And have mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: 'Till the morning! I charge pimp n***as for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't leaving young girls out of it... My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I f**ed all races, bagged b**hes in all places Older chicks, younger chicks... sh**, I brought together generations! They get financially gracious, Just to date me on a regular basis With making love I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all cases But I can make a woman feel love even coming in their faces (Chorus w/ slight variations) (Verse 3) 8 out of every 10 chicks are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the other one a damn liar! Leave your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no longer in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, plus I f** a lot Please, I got more hoes then these n***as just in names beginning in A's Pa** on more Trojans they will ever get I'll have to take Ginko or some sh** to remember half the b**hes I hit Act a n***a wise! Rap a n***a wise! It's obvious Son got doe but look how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me with the mafias I laughed and explained in detail where every mole on his white body was Music and s** the only joy When it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, getting p**y by mistake How much hate mail can one pretty n***a generate? Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by little inches Now actress b**hes s** my dick and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm world renown For collecting b**hes bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... what a damn shame I done heard "n***a, you fine!" so much I kinda thought that was my name Mr. Perfect impregnates no dame My s**m worth more than uncut c**aine I know why these thugs in these clubs can't behave Form forty-eight hours the lack of p**y making then brave Never seen a world tour But I've f**ed like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (b**h) Squash beef with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's just my life Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my who*e than be your wife (Chorus w/ slight variations) (Chino talking) As if... as if... Yo 'Ziz n***a,... this b**h is gonna ask me "Why the f** I had her on hold for so long?" I said "b**h! Don't you know the silence of me having you on hold is more important than anything any motherf**er on the planet could be saying to you?" It's just my lifestyle