Chino Xl - Live Concert lyrics

[Intro] [Chino talking] Damn, where should I begin at? L.A. right? Yo, what's the deal L.A.? I'm the hottest latin entertainer since Ricky Martin is gay I slash your grill so don't start me You'll be the only entertainer with less groupies than Biz Markie Check it out I feel like the future literally Cause its never been proven if any man alive is capable of seein' me I'm he that walks the earth in infamy XL, sh**tin' on n***as like Kool G Rap did all the cats in the first +Symphony+ It's all y'all get from me Do over separately Cause the best MC's always float to the top Unlike the son of John F. Kennedy Chi' forever be on Jersey live sh** Battle, you won't survive it Brad Pitt wish he could trade s** lives with Battle me, you'll win if we battle to see who's the brokest I'm sicker than seeing Kelly Price doin' aerobics Sicker than- I'm sicker than finding out firsthand Jennifer Lopez can't f** I'm sicker than seein' Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doin' stand up And what?! I'm first, n***as told me to stay in my place I still never met my match like my a** and Ma$e's face Bust it I got real ways to bring terror So you better Think twice about f**in' around with me like you see Tia and Tamera Or avoid me totally Or consider with caution Similar to deciding whether or not to drink after Magic Johnson I squash and hunt men with David Carradine Tai Kung-Fu The rappers I'm writing rhymes for should be writing rhymes for you Yo I'm on a lyrical plateau, rappers are be-low Aliens go on Geraldo and claim to be abducted by Chino Your favorite tough-guy-hero-gangster-rapper are b**hes to me I'm rarely seen Loch Ness and Big Foot take pictures of me I pillage with wild rogue criminals Since Indian villages I've been battlin' rival tribes with smoke signals I'm colossal With the gothic, gossip gospel God will win awards and thank XL for makin' all things possible I'm the philosophical thug until I stop breathin' I was so ahead of my time, my parents still are in diapers and teethin' [Outro] I'm out yo! One love Wake Up Show, Wake Up Show! Baow! Baow! [Sway] Give it up Chino XL!