Chilly Gonzales - Fortunately Unfortunately lyrics

[Verse 1] Fortunately I was having a good day Unfortunately it wouldn´t end that way Fortunately there was a show to be played Unfortunately the flight was delayed Fortunately I had a Herald Tribune Unfortunately I finished it a bit too soon Fortunately it was time to take off Unfortunately I was next to a kid with a chest cough Fortunately I fell asleep Unfortunately my feed were poken out from my ideal seat Fortunately the flight was smooth and calm Untill unfortunately they explained that the plane contained a bomb [Hook] Fortunately, Unfortunately Fortunately, Unfortunately [Verse 2] Fortunately I was alive at the moment Unfortunately the next moment the bomb exploded Fortunately it was a tiny explotion Unfortunately it was big enough to send us to the ocean Fortunately I´m a good swimmer Unfortunately I deserved to be a shark´s dinner Fortunately I see my life was new inside Unfortunately my lungs were being torn from the inside Fortunately if I die my music survives Unfortunately still selling a fraction to the hives Fortunately it looks as though the end is near I mean unfortunately it looks as though the end is here [Hook] Fortunately, Unfortunately Fortunately, Unfortunately [Verse 3] Ahh, fortunately I had a soft survice Unfortunately I woke up depressed and nervous Fortunately I landed on a little island But unfortunately the natives were a little violent But fortunately they thought I was a god head Unfortunately they wanted their god dead But fortunately they spared me and we lived side by side Unfortunately they had a genetic disease and the all died Fortunately they left enough food for three years Unfortunately at three years later still only me here Fortunately there´s now a rescue mission But ultimately I think I´d rather stay missing Missing, missing, missing, missing, missing... [Hook] Fortunately, Unfortunately Fortunately, Unfortunately