Chilly Gonzales - The Grudge lyrics

I hold a grudge like a rapper holds his crotch So just watch me If you snub me I'll try to control my temper But I'll definitely remember See, what I need are enemies Please, a nemesis or nemeses They say revenge is like sashimi Best served cold, so shiver when you see me My occupation is much like a doctor I got a lot of patients Seasons change, tick tock And strange how I smile when I see you I'm a sick f** Yeah, I'm so cunning If I put it in your mouth Then you won't see it coming But the truth is I need you If you ever said sorry I would just hate to believe you So please don't You are my grudge and I won't budge This is my right, who are you to judge? I'm aiming for you, I'm willing to wait I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate You are my grudge, I'll never forget What you owe me, I'll collect the debts And if it's the last thing I manage to do The best laid plans of mice and me And nowadays you're so basically nice to me How can I hate you? You say 'how are you Jason?' And I'm plotting your humiliation We're like Barack and McCain Mozart, Salieri, Houdini and what's his name You know the guy in Montreal who hit him in the stomach You are my mountain and I will piss on the summit And from that very high altitude I will be the one with the high horse attitude I'm a sadist, but I'm saying I'm the saddest dude Cause I just did everything I said I'd do What's next? I'll be the head honcho? You'll be gone, but will I still be Gon-zo? Without the competition Will I become a hippie or a hipster with no ambition Please God, no! You are my grudge and I won't budge This is my right, who are you to judge? I'm aiming it for you, I'm willing to wait I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate You are my grudge, I'll never forget What you owe me, I'll collect the debts And if it's the last thing I manage to do It will come right back to you