Chilly Gonzales - Crying lyrics

What's this salty water streaming down my cheeks? I guess I must be crying, I guess I must be crying My eyes are leaking and my body feels so weak I guess I must be crying, I guess I must be crying I'm a thinker, not a feeler I don't deal with issues, I just call my dealer An emotional iceberg, I pimp my feelings Got a thick skin, I think it's appealing I was a clever child, I was never wild I could remember every phone number that I ever dialed I was remote but in control The die was cast, cast myself in a starring role And I learned how to feign affection Learned how to kiss babies, every day's an election Moved in slow-motion, with no emotion Started story-telling, they were LOL-ing Started thinking differently, epiphany I turned into a different me, and thus began the infamy It's the infant in me, I have fun with bad puns But sorry, cause the story is a sad one And they say that tears are not enough But I'll cry for a woman if she's hot enough And I'll cry for attention so you will love me And I'll cry just to mess with your impression of me And I know it's tempting to call me a sad clown Cause my mouth tells jokes but my fingers make sad sounds Call me a drama-queen, I'm fiercer than Jake Shears I know what it takes to be the Shakespeare of these fake tears I'm unshakable, 100% control My heart is cold as the Yukon, it's also black as coal No, I'm not capable of shedding honest tears My life is lived like a movie, telling lies is my career So what's this salty water streaming down my cheeks? I guess I must be crying, I guess I must be crying (you don't know) I guess I must be crying, I guess I must be crying So I turn on the faucets, sympathy, symphony You hear violins and ma**ive rumblings of timpani I started thinking differently, epiphany I turned into a different me Thus began the infamy My lips tremble and my chin quivers My nose is running, running very fast, my body shivers If this is crying, I get it now It hurts, but it feels good, to let it out The master of deflection, I absorb the tension Pale is my complexion, my whole jaw clenchin' I just won't cry and you know why? I already got bloodshot eyes cause I'm so high What's this salty water streaming down my cheeks? I guess I must be crying, I guess I must be crying