Chill Bump - Eight lyrics

[Verse 1] No normal light in weeks It's calm inside them sheets You got garbage piled in heaps In an awful sty that reeks You're always typing tweets On forums fighting geeks On p**no sites for freaks And their falsified physiques f** real broads and trying to meet Cause then you're obliged to speak The less you talk the better No real life, no pressure Phone Inside your dresser You not inclined to dress up Get out, then fight the weather Cause inside is better [Hook] Cause you're living inside your very small bubble No stress, no worries, no pressure or trouble Nobody to bother or hurt you Your reality is virtual [Verse 2] Second life, fake persona You log-in and then make lasagna Serve 2 plates on your date with Tana Log-out, play the new Drake/Rihanna Then you order a fake vagina One that says made in china You use lots of saliva And the lube bottle beside ya Ding... Text from lil Caesar Ring ding dong... Your breakfast is pizza You relax and rest with your feet up Eat half, put the rest in the freezer Then you sip on a large soda While you sit on a soft sofa You eat, sh**, then palm your hard bo*er Next day you'll start it all over [Hook] Cause you're living inside your very small bubble No stress, no worries, no pressure or trouble Nobody to bother or hurt you Your reality is virtual Log-in, Log-out Same sh**, different day...