Children of Poseidon - Human Dartboard lyrics

◦ Jeffabel: Hey friends and folks out there. I'm Jeffabel and today I'm doing the 'human dartboard'. It's inspired by The Dudesons and as you can see, I've got a cup on because this guy forgot it. ◦ Daniel: Featuring special guest, Max Moe Foe. ◦ Max Moe Foe: We just got Danga out of the hospital. He's got a fractured vertabrae. ◦ Daniel: Cheerful buddy. Let's throw some darts. Oi, we'll paper-scissors-rock for it. ◦ Max Moe Foe: We've got to beat this video out. Oi, yeah. We'll paper-scissors-rock for it. Paper-scissors-rock for it. Alright? Don't cheat. ◦ Together: Paper-scissors-rock. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Ay, I beat you. ◦ Daniel: I won. ◦ Max Moe Foe: No, I won. ◦ Daniel: I won. ◦ Jeffabel: How're you going? G'day, g'day. Where've you been? ◦ Max Moe Foe: Hold it over your face. Let's go. ◦ Jeffabel: What do you know? Did that hit me? ◦ Max Moe Foe: Yes. ◦ Jeffabel: Ow. Aw. No, hold up. ◦ Max Moe Foe: That's not nice, ay? That's real mean. ◦ Jeffabel: Aw, dude. This is terrible. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Sorry, man. ◦ Jeffabel: Ow. f**. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Alright, you're up, Danga. ◦ Jeffabel: Keep it up. You're a dick. Do you know how deep that one went? Ah. Owie. ◦ Daniel: Ready? Ready? ◦ Jeffabel: Yep. This is terrible. ◦ Max Moe Foe: It's like getting needles injected. ◦ Jeffabel: This is so terrible. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Ready? ◦ Jeffabel: No. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Ready, Jeffabel? ◦ Jeffabel: No. Ah. Aw. Ah. Oi, dude. Dude, That's done. Jesus Christ. ◦ Daniel: That's f**ed. ◦ Jeffabel: That is f**ed. Pardon my language. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Three, two, one. ◦ Jeffabel: Ah. Aw, dude. That one hurt so bad. It hit that dart, man. ◦ Max Moe Foe: You have to leave it. ◦ Jeffabel: Aw. ◦ Max Moe Foe: I think I hit a little bit more. ◦ Jeffabel: You did, man. You really did. You're an arsehole, Moe Foe. ◦ Max Moe Foe: We need a bullseye here. We're going for a bullseye. ◦ Jeffabel: Ow. Holy hell. ◦ Max Moe Foe: That hit it. That hit it. ◦ Jeffabel: Dude, I'm not going to lie. These have got to come out soon. Soon. Ah. Ow. Ah, f**. Ow. Ow, f**. Ow. Ow. f**. I'm done. No, I'm done. Dude, I can't take any more. I can't take any more. ◦ Daniel: One more. One more. ◦ Jeffabel: f**ing hell. ◦ Daniel: Three, two, one. ◦ Jeffabel: Ah. You areshole. You arsehole. What the hell? Ow. Ow. Dude, these are so, so, so, so, so sore. These are so bad. ◦ Daniel: That one's mine. ◦ Jeffabel: Ah. Ooh. Ah, that one's so bad. Oi, dude. Get me home. f**, get me home. Ah, dude. It hurts so bad. ◦ Max Moe Foe: We're not quite sure who the winner is here but the real winner is Jeffabel. ◦ Jeffabel: Ah. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Look at that. That's a good job. ◦ Jeffabel: It's so terrible. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Just hold it over your eyes, man. Just think one dart's coming. Are you ready? ◦ Jeffabel: Yeah. Ah. ◦ Max Moe Foe: Bullseye. Bullseye. It's a f**ing bullseye. ◦ Jeffabel: He got it. He bloody got it. You bloody got it. He's got a bullseye. He's bloody got it. Ah.